I didn't cry because I'm a heartless soul

Ola!(Hello in Aragonese)
Today's post topic is about The Fault in Our Stars which I went to watch on Wednesday... and I've got to say, I didn't cry.
So before you ask, I have read the book and I read it loooooong before the whole Fault in Our Stars craze came out and it really annoys me how everyone is now raving about the film, quoting things said in the film but have they read the book? Noooooooooooooo!
Before you think that I am heartless altogether, I nearly ended up dehydrating myself via all the water loss from crying so much when I read the book but the truth is, books are nearly always better than the films and I think this is the reason for the lack of tears . However, I cried when Dobby died in Harry Potter so I do in fact have a soul and ability to perform the salty water from the eyes that tastes weird.
So yeah...
THE END

When the claws come out... Watch your feet

 Goeie dag!(hello in Afrikaans)

Today is a very exciting day as today was an exam free day... THEY'RE FINALLY OVER!
*cue the marching band and party poppers*

So I thought to celebrate the end of exams, I would do a fun and easy post as opposed to the boring and stressful week that I have had so this post is something that mainly cat owners will relate to but others may do too.

Cat Quirks

1. They act like they want to play but when you get the toys out they can't be bothered
   Does nobody else experience this because I sure do! Margo (my cat) can sit there and yowl at hours on end, demanding to be played with and whether it's midnight or not, she quite simply does not care. When it actually comes to play with her however, she stands there and watches me quite simply not amused but low and behold, when I put the toy away she starts off all over again - Typical!
2. They seem to have empty bowl syndrome
   An empty bowl, not really your worst nightmare is it? You've probably just ate from it and that's why it's empty but to a cat - it's their greatest nightmare! No joke, the cat literally stands by her empty bowl even if she has just eaten and demands that it has to be refilled even though once it has been topped up with her delightful smelling food (not), she just walks away
3. They fall asleep in the most awkward of places
   So there I am, being the studious girl I am and trying to revise when none over but the world's biggest distraction comes up to me and decides to sit no where other than the laptop keys, making happy and content noises as she settles down. The problem with this however is that I don't want to wake her as otherwise she goes into loony mode and starts showing they symptoms of cat quirk one but at the same time, I really do need to use the laptop and also don't appreciate the endless amounts of cdhnujdwgeucabjs\bksxsujax2iw9q she has made by rolling around on the keyboard, trying to get comfortable.
4. They see your feet as a perfect practice for catching birdies
   So this cat quirk was the main inspiration for the blog title as I often find that if the cat gets her claws out, it's often on my feet when I am nice and cozy warm. Picture it, you're led in bed, finally falling asleep after what feels like hours of willing your eyes shut and you suddenly feel a piercing feeling in the bottom of your foot which feels kind of like a fork stabbing you constantly with an occasional interval where you can feel your toe being nibbled at. The worst thing about this however is if you try to sloooooooowly retract your feet back under the covers, she suddenly dives under too thinking that she's missing out on a potential feed that she can then 'lovingly' return home with.

So yeah...
THE END

(well done by the way to Alice, Holly, Sammi, Maddie and Emily who have also completed exam week)

Giving in to the latest craze

Cześć!(hello in polish)

Today I shall talk about the newest and latest craze... Loom bands.

Now, I don't know if it's just England that has had this craze recently but more or less everywhere you go there are loom bands for sale as well as that little machine thing you're meant to do it on. I for one never usually succumb to the latest crazes and trends but as much as I tired to avoid this one, it slowly crept up on me until I found myself making them too.

I'm not going to lie, I can't really make them to save my life and by the end of making the bracelet, I feel like I have no fingers - But hey ho!

So here are two of the many bands that I have made modelled on my abnormally pale arms

So yeah...

The end

Comment pictures of your loom band creations below x

Drunkern Mess Part 2 - You never know what's in the bushes

Bonjour!
Today's post is continuing from the last one (see Drunken Mess) and is about the consequences that you can face once you've had a few drinks too many and  I am going to show you what could happen using an example that happened only recently to a 'friend of mine'. They won't know this is aimed at them and anyone  else that knows what happened will either because they think they are too 'cool' to read a blog - they wouldn't know cool if it flirted with them and led them into the bushes (you'll understand my joke once you've read what happened).

So after drinking all of the day, they decided to go to Avenham Park because that's where everyone goes to drink at 3am in the morning (or so it seems) because low and behold, when they got there, there were already people - drunk - on the park and among those people were girls (SHOCK HORROR). So being the testosterone filled boys that they are, they decided to approach these rare and strange creatures and flirt with them in a drunkenly and pathetic manner. To be honest, the girls there must have been pretty bad too because next thing you know, one of the girls is getting led into the bushes by one of my friends. Long story short, he lost something that night that he won't ever get back - and it's not a £10 note...

Sooooo I just thought that I should tell you this story to show one of the many consequences of drinking as I know very well that my regretted it the next day in school as he is only my age because although it made him seem cool at the time and the day after, the reality and teasing soon catches up with that.
So next time you decide to take a leisurely stroll around Avenham at 3am, make sure you check the bushes as you never know what's lurking there...

So Yeah...
The End

Drunkern Mess

Guten Tag!
Today I shall write about what seems to be a very popular topic on my peer's minds at the minute (well some of them) so today's topic is about ALCOHOL
So as you may or may not know, depending on where you are from, this weekend was the weekend of a  Gala which is meant to be a celebration of community and happy things like that which we all know has turned into an excuse for most teenagers and occasionally a few adults to have a drink or two, or three, or four, or five and so on until it turns into a celebration of the drunken mess as there is always someone in sight  that is either drinking or been drinking- you can guarantee it!
So alcohol and other grown-up things such as smoking and what not seem to be on most teenagers minds and to be honest I don't quite know why everyone seems so eager to grow up especially with all the rumors that can be caused if you do something you might regret after being 'under the influence of alcohol' that is if you truly are drunk. It seems as though the amount of people pretending to be drunk is ever increasing and why that is will always remain a mystery to me :)
To be continued on my next post date - Friday 20th June
So yeah...
THE END

It's Daddy's Day! (Well Yesterday...)

привіт! (hello in Ukrainian)
Happy Yesterday Father's Day!
As you may or may not know, yesterday was Fathers's day (and also the start of my mocks - eeek) so in order to celebrate this glorious occasion, I am going to post one of my dad's favorite things. Jokes. So this blog is a list of the top ten bad dad jokes I've ever heard...

10. Why do bears have hairy coats?
- Fur protection
*sighs deeply*

9. I spelt Armageddon wrong - but it isn't the end of the world

8. Someone called my clothes gay so I said,"Yeah they came out of the closet this morning"

7. My wife is on a tropical food diet, the house is full of the stuff.
-It's enough to make a mango crazy.

6. Whiteboards are remarkable.

5. What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?

-An investigator. 4. A random email address keeps sending me loads of pictures advertising tinned meat.
-I hate spam.

3. Just bought some barbecue flavored crisps,

-They taste like bricks and wire mesh.

2. I was in Tesco’s and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said,

-"Are you two an item?”

1. What do you call a pile of cats? -A Meowtain

Soo yeah... THE END

Wolf Moi

привет! (hello in Russian)
Just thought that I'd let you know I did in fact turn into a wolf last night :)

Wolf Moi

So yeah...
THE END