Drunkern Mess Part 2 - You never know what's in the bushes

Bonjour!
Today's post is continuing from the last one (see Drunken Mess) and is about the consequences that you can face once you've had a few drinks too many and  I am going to show you what could happen using an example that happened only recently to a 'friend of mine'. They won't know this is aimed at them and anyone  else that knows what happened will either because they think they are too 'cool' to read a blog - they wouldn't know cool if it flirted with them and led them into the bushes (you'll understand my joke once you've read what happened).

So after drinking all of the day, they decided to go to Avenham Park because that's where everyone goes to drink at 3am in the morning (or so it seems) because low and behold, when they got there, there were already people - drunk - on the park and among those people were girls (SHOCK HORROR). So being the testosterone filled boys that they are, they decided to approach these rare and strange creatures and flirt with them in a drunkenly and pathetic manner. To be honest, the girls there must have been pretty bad too because next thing you know, one of the girls is getting led into the bushes by one of my friends. Long story short, he lost something that night that he won't ever get back - and it's not a £10 note...

Sooooo I just thought that I should tell you this story to show one of the many consequences of drinking as I know very well that my regretted it the next day in school as he is only my age because although it made him seem cool at the time and the day after, the reality and teasing soon catches up with that.
So next time you decide to take a leisurely stroll around Avenham at 3am, make sure you check the bushes as you never know what's lurking there...

So Yeah...
The End