Thursday, 2 October 2014

Ze Future Tag

Dumela! (Hello in Tswana)
Today's post is a little insight of what I believe the future holds for me - hence the name 'future tag'


1. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? - I plan to be living on my own with 29 cats! No, not really, I plan to be leaving university after studying something sciencey as well as having my own house.

2. Do you want to get married?
 - I do indeed, in an aquarium in fact :)


3. Do you want children? - I would like two boys and a girl named Noah, Jamie and Lilly but ideally, I would like to adopt instead of my own but I  obviously can't rename them like you can with abandoned cats.

4. Do you want to move?
 If yes, where? - yes I do want to move, I would like to move to Brighton and I know that might be a typical answer but I think that it's a really cute place and a great place to bring up children.


5. How does your dream house look like? - A little thatched cottage with climbing ivy and oerhaps a farm - or not, just think about the smell it would cause!

6. What is your dream job? - I have a list of five jobs I would like to do (first one is my priority choice)- Forensic Scientist
- Border Force/Customs
-Science Teacher
-Accountant
-Dance Teacher

7. What are five things you want to do before you die? - I would like to buy this old building near my house and turn it into a dance studio ( I've wanted this since I was like 9 )I would like to go to or maybe live in Australia for a while,
I want to receive a letter from the queen
I want to own my own house
I would like to move up into the healthy group in PE (this one is the least likely) 

8. Are you scared of the future?
 - I'd say that I am more scared of the near future than the distant future because I am quite scared about my Mocks and GCSE's but I'm not scared about college or university because I know what I'd like to do.


9. What's your biggest dream you would like to achieve in life? - My biggest dream is probably owning the dance studio I was talking about before because I've wanted it for so long!

10. What would be the ideal age for you to die?
 - I want to be over 100 years old because I really would like a letter from the queen commemorating me on my good work on old ageness.


So Yeah...
THE END

Sunday, 28 September 2014

Margo's Life

Merhaba! (Hello in Turkish)
I understand that I haven't posted in weeks but I have only just got back into routine after going back to school :(
So to get you all up to date, I thought I would tell y'all that you haven't really missed anything other than doing a science and history test in the second week back or the fact that ETHEL  IS HOME! That's right she is in my house right as we speak but instead of doing a section about that I thought I would talk about Margo and her adventures and things in life so without further ado, let's begin!

  1. The Magpie Massacre - Grab yourself some tissues now guys because this is a sad story...
    So we usually let Margo decide if she wants to stay in or go out whilst I go to school and on this particular occasion, she decided to go outside. I guess she had a good day strolling about the woods, sleeping and doing other catty stuff but soon she got bored and decided to test put her hunting skills where she spotted a magpie. Long story short, she approached  the poor magpie and well, killed it. Now the magpie's friend cries :(
  2. Looking for Narnia
    One of Margo's favourite pass times is strolling into my room (wiggling her bum as she goes #floozy) and opening my wardrobe where she will then walk right to the back and lie there staring at the wood.
  3. "You shall not pass"
    In my opinion, Margo is quite the protector of space and you don't want to cross her when she's on the protective mind set. For example, Margo will sit on the third step - it's always the third step and will try to stop anyone from passing and it gets so bad that she may even try to get hold of their legs. But no fret, if you do a kind of fancy lunge over three steps, you can get over the problem and carry on up towards the stairs.
So that was just a little insight of Margo's life
So Yeah...
THE END

Wednesday, 3 September 2014

20 Facts About Moi

Gouden Dai!(Hello in Frisian - Sater)
Today, I got 'nominated' for the 20 Facts Tag which is basically 20 Facts about me - how thrilling! Now, it seems to be trending on instagram at this moment at time (the tag that is) and so I thought that I would do it as a blog instead #original
So here we go...


  1. I is a lonely child
    Some of you lovely readers may already know this, especially if you're a regular and read my post Life as a Lonely Child. Not the most thrilling facts in life but you have to get the boring ones out of the way first.
  2. I spent my last day of the holidays watching Doctor Who
    It might sound a bit nerdy and weird but once I started watching one episode, I couldn't stop and managed to watch a whole series and a few more episodes - I am now up to S2 Ep5 which is quite the accomplishment if you ask me :)
  3. I hate cotton wool
    This my fwends is the devils ear wax in my opinion, I really despise it as the texture is grotty and makes my mouth dry.
    I shudder at just the thought of it.
  4. I hate sandpaper
    Read above ^ it's the same scenario/circumstances to be honest.
  5. I HAVE to have the volume on the TV in the 5x tables
    There's nothing better than a good old rounded number to help you relax on the sofa with a blankie in front of the TV.
  6. My Tuddy Pat (cat in other words) Margo can sit and give her paw like a dog
    My life achievement this is, like who'd of thought that an apparently 'simple minded' Tuddy Pat would be able to do something this spectacular. Perhaps when I get 411 more views and set up a YouTube channel, I shall show you...
  7. Half way from writing this post, I went on a high speed chase
    Tuddy Pat herself was the reason for this, I shall tell you a brief summary of what happened now...
    Josephine and I went to take the recycling out when we noticed that Tuddy was acting rather oddly so standing from a distance, we observed her and her movements which is when we realized that she was chasing a really cute liccle doormouse so we chased after Tuddy who was chasing after the mouse.
    So in the end, we saved the mouse woooooo.
  8. I can't swim
    Says it itself really... I wasn't born to be a mermaid.
  9. I hate driving over bridges
    Seeing as I can't swim, as stated above, it isn't really the most ideal of situations to be in the car when the bridge collapses, water will be everywhere and there would be no way to get away but swim (which if you haven't gathered by now, I can't).
  10. I shall do anything to get out of PE
    Sport is not my thing at all and if there is any excuse to get out of PE, it shall be mine
  11. I play 'old people' games
    These 'old people' games are the games such as online jigsaw puzzles and online bingo (it's free) that I have taken to playing on recently and I'mm not going to lie, they are absolutely spiffing! - Me coming to terms with the old people lingo, getting down with the oldies.
  12. I only managed to do one thing on my summer list *cries*
    The only thing that I managed to do was acquire a pet rock. It was mainly due to fault of my own as I kept forgetting to do them and when I did remember, it didn't happen eg. The meteor shower
  13. I have an obsession with Bloo loo
    There's nothing like a fresh smelling, fancy looking toilet and if you ask me, bloo loo does the job.
  14. I have just ordered multiple freebies
    I have found a new and glorious website that you can get freebies on, no sign up required and no viruses too. I have just ordered myself some cat food and breakfast bars - go me!
  15. My eyes change colour
    Don't know why really so not really much I can explain for this one.
  16. I have size 4 feet
    Like this is the for reals truth, I am now 15 years old but my feet seem to be determined to be the size of an 11 year old. Like for real I saw like two Year 7's today with the same shoes on as me.
  17. I do love a good book
    There's nothing like a good book to settle down to bed, sometimes you may not be able to read due to the darkness (see this link) but hey ho!
  18. Continental Food Day is my favorite day at school
    Once a week, this glorious event happens which is when there is a themed menu for the dinners that day eg. Ireland or China. I think that I like it the most when it's either Germany or India.
  19. I love getting new stationary
    I shall do a "what's in my bag" soon so you can see all my new and glorious goodies!
  20. I'm not that exciting really
I hope you enjoyed these highly factual facts
So Yeah...
THE END

Monday, 1 September 2014

113 Days, 10 Hours and 34 Minutes

Mandi!(Hello in Friulian)
Long time no speak my fabulosa strangers, it's another month of the year gone and one more month less to wait for Christmas! Wooooo!
In order of this glorious occasion, I thought I should write some pre-Christmas must haves to really get you into a Christmassy mood so, here we go...

Scented Colour Changing Candle
I for one love this candle because not only does it set a really nice atmosphere by changing colour but it also smells really nice and Christmassy too. Probably because of the mulled wine and cinnamon smell but if you ask me, any candle gives a Christmassy feel. You can find these pretty much everywhere but if you like to save money like I do, you could pop down to B&M bargains and get one there for only £1.99.
'Fish Bowls'
These are really cute little storage containers shaped rather like a fish bowl - hence the nickname. I think that these are quite the must have, especially to store things like gingerbread men or cookies that Father Christmas hasn't quite got his hand on yet. I however, use these to have drinks in such as milkshake, 7UP and hot drinks such as hot vimto and hot chocolate.
They also make good marshmallow holders.




Fairy Lights

I have fairy lights the whole year round in my conservatory (which by the way I have been decorating - more about that another time).I think that the look of them, whether they're on a tree or not is marvelous and everyone should have them in their home :)
Ahhh look how pretty they are on this picture.




Overdose on ChocolateThere is no better time to eat chocolate than the lead up to Christmas and Christmas itself, pretty much self explanatory really.

So Yeah...

THE END

Friday, 29 August 2014

One Pointless Invention


Halito!(Hello in Choctaw)
Today's post is about something that I think is a rather pointless invention and that thing is... A Torch! Before you judge me in my thoughts and what not, I shall explain with a rather thrilling story so, here goes nothing...
It all started when I got sent to bed early - 9pm eurghhh and there were terms and conditions that came with this early night too. For example, all lights were to be switched on, my bedroom door was  to remain open (so that Josephine could hear any noise I made) and also not to go on my laptop but these rules meant that I had nothing to do but sleep and being the rebel that I am, I didn't want to do that. Instead, I whipped out my book from underneath my pillow - which is stashed there in case of emergencies like this and proceeded to (or should I say tried to) read but with all the lights out it was quite a difficult process. If any of you have tried it yourself, you would know.
Still adamant that I would not go to sleep, I tried to look for a torch. This is when I released just how pointless the torch was I mean, I couldn't find it because it was too dark so basically, I needed the torch to find the torch if that makes sense.
This is why it is the most pointless invention ever!
So Yeah...
THE END


Wednesday, 27 August 2014

Life as a Lonely Child

Tadiyass!(Hello in Amharic)
Today's post is about how sad it is to be a lonely child and if you are a lonely child, what you can do to keep yourself busy at the weekends and things for free time...
  1. Invest in Some Jigsaws - Well, there may be no one to play the board games or what not with you so try to choose an activity that only requires one... a jigsaw for an example.
    Some people may see them as being lame but you gotta do what you gotta do if you are bored.
  2. Get a Blog - I'm an only child and I have a blog so take it from me, it makes you feel as though you have so company, even if it is a load of strangers (fabulosa strangers may I add)
  3. Create a Summer/Seasonal Themed to do List - Keep your mind busy on activities you can do on your own, such as finding a four leaf clover or sending in a message in a bottle. This way you wont have to rely on anyone for fun but instead, rely on the weather to stay sunny so you can do half the things on your list (which it hasn't for mine)
Just a few things for all you lonely onelys out there :)
So Yeah...
THE END

Monday, 25 August 2014

Ice Bucket Challenge

Brrrrrr!(Hello in the coldness I'm feeling)
So for all you smartical particles out there, you probably know what this post is about (especially if you have read the title) but for all of you strangers that didn't read the title, I shall inform you of the nature of this post - THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE *shivers*

That's right! Today I did the ice bucket challenge and donated my £3 to Macmillan and I'm not going to lie, it was a very cold experience that I probably will not do again unless I have too.

Pictures and the video can be found on my instagram ----> http://instagram.com/zelovelybeff

Now, I nominate all you my lovely readers...

Text ICE to 70550 to donate £3 - if you complete the challenge
                                             OR
Text FINE to 70550 to donate £10 - if you chicken out

So Yeah...
THE END